August312014
When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.

(Source: jamesfords, via morgrana)

3AM

askhanjivoice:

((So Tyler and I both hit a significant amount of followers recently and while he was high post-RENT and I was high post-wisdom tooth surgery this garbage came to be. Editing and writing by yours truly.))

Credits:
Hanji-Aud
Bertholdt-Tyler

SFX:
freeSFX
shawn newman

Music:
"Bump N’ Grind"-R. Kelly

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3AM

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via twatinthebox)

3AM

slybluesdong:

use headphones

right ear: track 20 (jellyfish song)
left ear: track 21 (malfunctioning jellyfish song)

(via buddens)

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3AM

freshsprince:

i love that book the fault in our wallflowers

(Source: privilegedblackteen, via rvmanoff)

3AM

(Source: fideliant, via legendofsherlock)

3AM

I am alone.

The world which shook at my feet, and the trees, and the sky, have gone, and I am alone now, alone.

The wind bites now, and the world is grey, and I am alone. Can’t see me. Doesn’t see me.

Can’t. See me.

Doctor Who S08E01, Deep Breath

The moment I fell in love with twelve (again).

(via doctorwho)

This. This just made me want to cry. And it was perfect.

(via aikaterina3222)

(Source: while-my-tardis-gently-weeps, via alljustletters)

2AM

mmolio:

funkocide:

sansaofhousestark:

asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them

well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal

(via notafraidofstopping876)

2AM

yourlocalpsychopath:

metalgasm:

mwolf0epsilon:

nanibgal:

howardhill101:

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

Ladies and gentlemen, the British.

tally hO

IM GONNA PISS MYSLEF FUCK

(via yeathatbitch)

2AM
  • 15-year-old: I'm asexual
  • People: You're too young to know that
  • 20-year-old: I'm asexual
  • People: You're too young to know that
  • 25-year-old: I'm asexual
  • People: You're too young to know that
  • 30-year-old: I'm asexual
  • People: You're probably going through menopause really early
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